Many websites offer tips on how to structure your resume to reflect being a full-time mom, like bringing attention to your skills and volunteering. These are all great tips, but in this economy, you really have to sell yourself with an extra-special, attention-getting title.
- Household CEO
- Masters & PhD in Patience
- Familial Law Enforcer
- Non-TV Activity Coordinator
- English Language Educator
- Playground Medic
- President of Waste Management
- Fast Food Chef
- Tantrum & Meltdown Negotiator
- Search & Rescue: Small Plastic Pieces Unit
- Chief Monster Hunter
- College Application Adviser
- Doll Doctor
- Archaeologist Specializing in Under Bed and Inside Closet Digs
- Teen Sex Counselor
- Spiritual Leader
- Backyard Safety Commissioner
- Toy Repair Specialist
- Art Critic
- Philanthropist for Little People’s Arts & Music
- Teenage Dating Expert
- Chief Drug Counselor
- Anger Management Specialist
- Toddler Tantrum Wrestling Champ
- Playdate Social Secretary
- CEO, Department of Make Believe
- Manners Expert
- Personal Shopper
- Fashion Stylist & Consultant
- Professor, Imagination Studies
- Sleep Scientist (work mostly night shifts)
- Teen Angst Psychoanalyst
- Captain, Soccer Mom Cheerleading Squad
- Dental Hygienist
- Tooth Brushing Instructor
- Keeper of Top Secret Secrets (pinkie swear!)
- Personal Chauffeur & Expert Driver
- Hairstylist (specializing in pigtails and wiggly clients)
- Birthday Party Planner
- President of (Insert Your Kid’s Name Here) Fan Club
Check out the article over at The Stir – Cafe Mom
40 Funny Ways to Say ‘Mom’ on Your Resume
We all know moms have the hardest and most important job of all. Yet up until now, we’d never dream of actually listing that title on our resume. Did you ever stop to think why not? Right! There is NO good reason why women shouldn’t boast that role, and why employers wouldn’t be lucky to have us.
